Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have this week been revealed as engaging in steamy sex romps.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Amanda Platell who this week said, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that engaging in steamy sex romps is acceptable behaviour.