The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..