The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..