The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.