Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young muslim men have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by: The True Face Of Evil", Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells says, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young muslim men. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.