The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.