The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving communist-sympathisers.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to communist-sympathisers fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.