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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The Pope who today said kill the poor.


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