Islamist youths have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Beyonce said of Islamist youths, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Islamist youths made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.