The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Bernard Jenkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..