I’m not racist but surely allowing Noam Chomsky devotees to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Looting and pillaging supermarkets is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Noam Chomsky devotees aren’t looting and pillaging supermarkets in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.