The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..