The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Jeremy Clarkson who today said the lady’s not for turning.