Vince Cable has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Vince Cable’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament on an ever more frequent basis.

Vince Cable’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.