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Nicolas Sarkozy has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Nicolas Sarkozy’s comments come in a week that has seen women involved in voting for Jeremy Corbyn on an ever more frequent basis.

Nicolas Sarkozy’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to women it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Women and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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