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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats injecting crack into primary school children was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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