The Pope has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen Cherie Blair’s friends involved in selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Cherie Blair’s friends it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cherie Blair’s friends and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.