I’m not racist but surely allowing communist-sympathisers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that communist-sympathisers aren’t holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Vince Cable agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.