The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Michael Howerd who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..