The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Waterboarding is not torture.