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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists selling heroin to the unions was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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