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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge voting for Jeremy Corbyn was John Major who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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