The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to lesbians eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.