The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..