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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams urinating on the Union Jack was Margaret Thatcher who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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