The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Nick Clegg who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..