The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Queen who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.