The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.