Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now squatting houses left empty by families on holiday. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, George Osborne revealed that Al Qu’aeda bosses have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Al Qu’aeda bosses.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." George Osborne went on to say.


George Osborne concluded, "read my lips; no new taxes".