Cyber criminals have been urinating on the Union Jack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Norman Tebbit said of cyber criminals, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Cyber criminals made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.