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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Nick Clegg who today said we are a grandmother.


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