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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths selling heroin to the unions was some bloke in the pub who today said surely something can be done?.


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