In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Richard Littlejohn speaking in support of our campaign said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

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