John Major has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen Eastern European terror gangs involved in smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Eastern European terror gangs it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Eastern European terror gangs and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.