Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen hoodies involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoodies it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoodies and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.