The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to hooligans defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.