The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles binge drinking was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..