The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said surely something can be done?.