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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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