Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of trolling social media users has been perpetrated by followers of Hugo Chavez.

The Mail can reveal that followers of Hugo Chavez are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

David Cameron said of the followers of Hugo Chavez, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".