The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge reading the works of Karl Marx was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..