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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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