Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum have this week been revealed as welcoming foreigners.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that welcoming foreigners is acceptable behaviour.