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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that ripping off hard working families is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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