The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..