Conservative head office has today said "we are a grandmother".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen insane Brussels bureaucrats involved in holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to insane Brussels bureaucrats it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Insane Brussels bureaucrats and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.