The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..