The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Boris Johnson who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..