Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now burning policemen at the stake. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jacob Rees-Mogg revealed that hoody-wearing layabouts have been burning policemen at the stake with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for hoody-wearing layabouts.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jacob Rees-Mogg went on to say.


Jacob Rees-Mogg concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".