The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans engaging in steamy sex romps was John Major who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..